Welcome to Dublin, stranger. Why don't you come and warm yourself round our campfire? There. That's better.
Help yourself to stew, it's all we have, but you're welcome to share it.
It's good stew, warms all the right parts in all the right ways. The only thing we ask in return is that you share with us your secrets. You know, the secrets of your success.
Don't be shy now, I can see from the way you walk that you're a superstar project manager. Seeing that sort of thing is just a gift of mine, I guess.